How To Profit From Stock Tips
Just watched NewsRadio: The Complete Series, episode “Stocks” (every sitcom has an episode about stocks, right?).
Beth, the secretary, got several stock tips from billionaire station owner Jimmy James and instead of following them, she sold the tips to someone else.
Beth: I don’t understand. All I did was sell someone something I didn’t even own in the first place that wasn’t worth anything.
Jimmy: Like I said, welcome to the world of high finance!