Stock Market Jokes

The market may be bad, but I slept like a baby last night. I woke up every hour and cried.

A long term investment is a short term investment that failed. (So true! 🙂 )

Markets are the places where two types of people meet up in the morning: those with experience and those with money. Towards the end of the day, they exchange their assets and go home.

P/E ratio – The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.

A man said: I want cold hard cash.Tell me in which stock to invest? Investor: Simple, put your money in the freezer.