Stock Market Jokes
The market may be bad, but I slept like a baby last night. I woke up every hour and cried.
A long term investment is a short term investment that failed. (So true! 🙂 )
Markets are the places where two types of people meet up in the morning: those with experience and those with money. Towards the end of the day, they exchange their assets and go home.
P/E ratio – The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
A man said: I want cold hard cashâ€¦.Tell me in which stock to invest? Investor: Simple, put your money in the freezerâ€¦.