Q: How do you make a million dollars in the stock market?
A: Start with $2 million!

“I hear you dropped some money in Wall Street. Were you a bull or a bear?”
“Neither, just a plain simple ass.”

A market guru walks into a pizzeria to order a pizza. There the waiter asks him: “Should I cut it into six pieces or eight pieces?”
The guru replies: “I’m feeling rather hungry right now. You’d better cut it into eight pieces.”

Sources: various, saved over time

Toronto Stock Exchange ripped higher as American markets went down big time. Is Canada recession-proof right now? Here are two different opinions:

If the U.S. economy slows, export-driven emerging markets of Asia and Latin America and commodity-based economies such as Australia and Canada could be pressured. (MarketWatch)

On the other hand Yola Edwards, a well-respected experienced technical analyst predicts TSX above 14,300 in 2008 and up to 22,000 in 2009: click for chart. While it may seem pretty outlandish, if you factor in the inflation it very well may happen.