It’s about that time of the year when I take a look at the Lazy ETF portfolio aka the Couch Potato.

Brief recap:

  • Hypothetically invested $10,000
  • Chose to cash out the distributions (not re-invest)
  • Money was evenly split between 3 ETFs

In retrospect, and not even looking at the returns, which are abysmal, I see how stupid it was to buy both the S&P ETF and the TSX/S&P combo ETF. However, it actually illustrates the point very well. Someone who starts to independently build an ETF portfolio could easily make the same mistake, especially at the peak of the market. How can you not buy the winners, when it’s 2007 and the sky is blue? πŸ™‚

Unfortunately Globefund is no longer available, so calculating distrubitions and precise returns is somewhat more difficult now. Here is a chart showing the value of the shares alone as of today.


Value of all shares is $8,957.50 =Β 10.4% loss.

And here are the distributions. Without doing the exact calculations, you only need to look at the 5-year returns to realize that the 10.4% loss wasn’t offset by the distributions.


And of course, you would’ve been taxed on the distributions, on top of all this.

Again, I admit, this is a terrible ETF selection, a bit of a horror story. If I were to do it again, I would diversify, A LOT.

This is known as the “Couch Potato” approach, and you can read about my hypothetical portfolio here. I started tracking it in May 2007 and finished a year and a half later.

This “lazy” method seems to be popular in Canada, and is profiled in many financial magazines almost every year. Truly, it’s the land of the extremes – either full-on penny stock speculation, or boring index fund investing πŸ™‚

Here’s a look at how that initial $10,000 is doing now. Note:

  • I chose not to re-invest the distributions.
  • Profit/loss includes paid out distributions.
  • Commissions are excluded because they’d be like $5 for the initial buy-in, doesn’t affect anything.

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Here’s a visual representation of the same. I assume the “amount invested” is going down because of the inflation.


CDN Composite (XIC) – 45%
CDN S&P 500 (XSP) – 25%

Initial Investment

Approximately $10,000 one-time in May 2007.

There’s been some interest in my “lazy portfolio” recently. Canadian Business magazine probably ran their annual article on the “Couch Potato” investing. Not sure if that’s the cause or markets are making people turn to passive “safe” strategies, but I’m getting a lot of searches for it.

Here are the results from investing $10,000 in May 2007 (what turned out to be the top of the March-May rally), including the dividends:

In retrospect, I picked just about the worst time to start the portfolio. However, it’s also the perfect illustration of an average investor who buys the top.

The allocation was off, as well, but similar to what magazine articles recommended at the time.

Very common advice for the long-term investors is to not time the market, instead invest monthly equal amounts and it will average out to something nice in the end. Had you continued to invest monthly as they say you should, you’d be throwing the money into the market and watching it go down, monthly.

A good read for those contemplating investing for the decades.

By investing for the long-term you very well may find yourself in a position today’s seniors are, not through the fault of your own. No one person controls the macro environment and throwing all your savings into the stock market that is at other people’s mercy is foolish.

Long-term horizon shouldn’t be over several years, 2, 3 or 5 years is acceptable. No stock goes up in a straight line, so taking profits (selling) in order to re-buy later for less is prudent.

Investing is by no means a sure-fire way to make money. Educating yourself on how to time your stock purchases is the only way to go, otherwise you will always be buying the top. That’s just how it works.

Please don’t use Warren Buffett as your example. Just don’t. I can – and probably will – write a separate post on why it’s wrong to try and emulate his investing style if you don’t have a billion dollars and lots of friends in the government.

Ok, so the takeaway is this — timing the market is a must, for short- or long-term investing.

This is the year end result of my hypothetical portfolio I started on May 1: -1.3% (including dividends).

It’s not especially spectacular or particularly bad, but it is much worse than the Canadian, American and EAFE markets did. In addition to the negative performance, had I actually bought these ETF’s, I’d also be hit with a tax bill for the distributions. Here’s more information on this topic.

Overall I’m unhappy with this passive portfolio. If not for these distributions I would give this setup a chance and track it for at least a couple of years longer. However this complete lack of control over the buys and sells of holdings within the ETF – and tax implications of this – makes me want to continue stock picking on my own.

So this is the end of the ETF Portfolio v. 1. I will work out a new passive hypothetical portfolio. This time I’ll make it a benchmark against which I’ll track my own results, as opposed to making random picks across the regions.

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CDN Composite (XIC) – 45%
CDN S&P 500 (XSP) – 25%

Initial Investment

Approximately $10,000 one-time.