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		<title>$$ Weirdest (Hottest?) Real Estate Ad Ever</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 14:40:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Those crazy Australians. Wonder if this ad ran on TV? Probably not. This is safe to watch at work. I think. Epic Home Sale Commercial &#8211; Watch more Funny Videos Related ArticlesNo Related Post]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Those crazy Australians. Wonder if this ad ran on TV? Probably not.</p>
<p>This is safe to watch at work. I think.</p>
<p><object width="464" height="289" id="2024361" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" alt="Epic Home Sale Commercial Funny Videos"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MjAyNDM2MQ=="></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/MjAyNDM2MQ==" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess=always width="464" height="289"></embed></object><br /><font size=1><a href="http://www.break.com/index/epic-home-sale-commercial-2024361" target="_blank">Epic Home Sale Commercial</a> &#8211; Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com/" target="_blank">Funny Videos</a></font></p>
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		<title>&#8220;Ride the Mushroom Wave&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Mar 2011 04:36:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phantasmix</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Saw this little gem at the grocery store: By the way&#8230; mushrooms are super-retainers of radiation. Most we buy are probably hydroponic, safe from &#8220;natural&#8221; exposure. But mushrooms are often irradiated to keep them fresh longer, and that&#8217;s also radiation. The solution is to buy organic or avoid. Related ArticlesNo Related Post]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Saw this little gem at the grocery store:<br />
<img src="http://www.phantasmix.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/20110317705-550x412.jpg" alt="" title="20110317705" width="550" height="412" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-4443" /></p>
<p>By the way&#8230; mushrooms are super-retainers of radiation. Most we buy are probably hydroponic, safe from &#8220;natural&#8221; exposure. But mushrooms are often irradiated to keep them fresh longer, and that&#8217;s also radiation. The solution is to buy organic or avoid.</p>
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		<title>$SLW Silver Wheaton 2010 Full Year Results &#8211; March 3, 2011</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Feb 2011 20:32:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phantasmix</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Silver Wheaton Corp. (TSX, NYSE:SLW) will release 2010 full year results on Thursday, March 3, 2011, after market close. A conference call will be held Friday, March 4, 2011, starting at 11:00 am (Eastern Time) to discuss these results. Related ArticlesPeople&#8217;s Choice: Gold vs. Silver $GLD $SLV$SLW Potential Upside, 2013 Stock PriceThis Week&#8217;s Trade Updates [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Silver Wheaton Corp. (TSX, NYSE:SLW) will release 2010 full year results on Thursday, March 3, 2011, after market close. </p>
<p>A conference call will be held Friday, March 4, 2011, starting at 11:00 am (Eastern Time) to discuss these results. </p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.phantasmix.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/k008.gif"><img src="http://www.phantasmix.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/k008.gif" alt="" title="k008" width="564" height="443" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-4343" /></a></p>
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		<title>Sempé on Art (Cartoon)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Oct 2010 04:53:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phantasmix</dc:creator>
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		<title>Cats are Democrats, Dogs are Republicans</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2010 13:37:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phantasmix</dc:creator>
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		<title>$$ Depression-Era Charts and Investor Sentiment Survey</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 01:45:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phantasmix</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m getting lots of site visitors looking for the Depression-era charts. It&#8217;s been a popular topic ever since the crash, BUT now more than ever. That&#8217;s a contrary indicator, in my opinion. As for the retail investor sentiment, it shifted far towards the bearish side, very fast. That&#8217;s another contrary indicator. I don&#8217;t want to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m getting lots of site visitors looking for the <a href="http://www.phantasmix.com/the-great-depression-stock-market-chart-vs-present.html">Depression-era charts</a>. It&#8217;s been a popular topic ever since the crash, BUT now more than ever. That&#8217;s a contrary indicator, in my opinion.</p>
<p>As for the <strong>retail investor sentiment</strong>, it shifted far towards the bearish side, very fast.</p>
<p><img src="http://www.phantasmix.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/sentiment.png" alt="sentiment" width="443" height="138" class="attachment wp-att-3838 " /></p>
<p>That&#8217;s another contrary indicator.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t want to be short here.</p>
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		<title>The Hair Cut</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 17:11:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, &#8216;I cannot accept money from you, I&#8217;m doing community service this week.&#8217; The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.  After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, &#8216;I cannot accept money from you, I&#8217;m doing community service this week.&#8217;  The florist was pleased and left the shop.</p>
<p>When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a &#8216;thank you&#8217; card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.</p>
<p>Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, &#8216;I cannot accept money from you I&#8217;m doing community service this week.&#8217; The cop was happy and left the shop.</p>
<p>The next morning when the barber went to open for the day he found a &#8216;thank you&#8217; card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. ( <img src='http://phantasmix.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  )</p>
<p>Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, &#8216;I cannot accept money from you. I&#8217;m doing community service this week.&#8217; The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.</p>
<p>The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.</p>
<p>And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Happy Valentine&#8217;s Day&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 18:19:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;or just Happy VD! Whichever you prefer Click to enlarge Herluf Bidstrup Jason Love B. Kliban Sempe &#8220;It would have been wonderful if you were a poor and sick artist when I met you. I would have taken care of you. I would have helped you all that I possibly could. We would have had [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>&#8230;or just Happy VD! Whichever you prefer <img src='http://phantasmix.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </strong></p>
<p><em>Click to enlarge</em></p>
<h3>Herluf Bidstrup</h3>
<p><a href="http://www.phantasmix.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/mirror_of_the_soul_0511.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.phantasmix.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/mirror_of_the_soul_0511.thumbnail.gif" alt="" width="410" height="550" class="attachment wp-att-3650 " /></a></p>
<h3>Jason Love</h3>
<p><img src="http://www.phantasmix.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/snap012131.gif" alt="" width="300" height="322" class="attachment wp-att-3652 " /></p>
<h3>B. Kliban</h3>
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<h3>Sempe</h3>
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<p>&#8220;It would have been wonderful if you were a poor and sick artist when I met you. I would have taken care of you. I would have helped you all that I possibly could. We would have had discouraging times but we would have had wonderful ones, too. To the best of my powers, I would have protected you from the daily problems of life so that you could devote yourself completely to art. And little by little you&#8217;d become known. You would have become a great artist, admired, respected, adored; and one day you would have left me for a younger and prettier woman. It&#8217;s for <em>that</em> that I&#8217;ll never forgive you.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Twitter Find</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 21:24:46 +0000</pubDate>
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<p><em>Click to enlarge</em><br />
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		<title>Random Quotations</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 21:14:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cleaning out my mail, and thought that some forwards should see the light of day one more time. Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. Even if you are on the right track, you&#8217;ll get run over if you just sit there. There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn&#8217;t get worse [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cleaning out my mail, and thought that some forwards should see the light of day one more time.</p>
<blockquote><p>Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. </p>
<p>Even if you are on the right track, you&#8217;ll get run over if you just sit there. </p>
<p>There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn&#8217;t get worse every year. </p>
<p>Age doesn&#8217;t always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
</p></blockquote>
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